What is Penrith?
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A city located about 50km west of Sydney Australia. Home of the champion 'Penriff Pamfers' Football club. It houses more McDonalds restaurants per capita than any other city. It is also the home of the FIRST Krispy Kreme in Australia.
Places to Visit :
* Pamfers World of Entertainment
* Pamfers Maccas Car Park (thursday-Saturday nights)
* Nepean River (turn at the roundabout just before Pamfers)
* Pamfer Pizza and Kebabs on High St
You may hear any of the following phrases while passing through the town :
1. Show us ya ti7s ya mole!
2. U garn to Pamfers?
3. Carrrrrn Pamfers!!
4. G'darrr Marrrt! How's it garrrn?
5. Some bastard stole me flannies!! (usually followed by 'Anyway, I'm off to Pamfers')
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the home of the greatest ppl on earth
westy`s
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the best place in da world with the best footy team and people
1 i wished that i lived in perith
2 i cum from penrith
3 im going 2 penrith 2moro
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4.
A total shit hole since Penrith panthers leagues club decided to take out all the competition thus being the ONLY fucking place to go on a weekend.. and really... why the fuck would you want to.
HEY LETS buy OUT ALL THE OTHER CLUBS IN PENRITH AND SHUT THEM DOWN SO EVERYONE HAS TO COME TO PANTHERS AND BUY OUR $49.00 JD & COKES. BRING BACK THE PLANET!
