Penske Time

What is Penske Time?


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In times of hardship for the laborers at K-mart store #7120, they retreat to the far reaches of the store, to a lovely abandoned auto center-turned-stockroom informally called Penske (after the company that formerly ran it). In this room many lulz and epic wins occur, along with wholesome activities such as slacking, graffiti-ing the windows, and hiding behind box mountains. It has quickly become a symbol of everything that is good in the world of retail Hell.

#30: "Man, I need a fuckin' break."

#29: "I think it's PENSKE TIME!"

#32: "Hey guys, we crackin' open the Penske soon?"

See work, slacking, k-mart


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