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A person who is sexually attracted to green plants.
Get that chlorophile out of my shrubbery!
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When you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you...
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the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winte..