Pentium 2

What is Pentium 2?


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One of the shittest microprocessors ever made. It had the qualities of being hot, expensive, and slow, it was quite a feat for one processor to suck so bad. Not only that, but it came with the whiniest, shittest little fan ever.

Meanwhile IBM and Apple had the G3, which was 10x as fast, cheap, and ran without a fan. The cheapest Mac available at the time, was faster than the fastest Intel PC, and people say there expensive. AMD were rocking socks as well.

Martha killed herself after she realised she just spend $2000 on a large, expensive, room heating, paperweight, aka a Pentium 2.

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