Pentney

What is Pentney?


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someone who does all of the following:

1) pisses himself

2) was a douche last night

3) loves anal penetration

4) is bitter and clingy

5) reads this when i show him

6) lifts up girls' shirts when he dances with them

7) smells like BO

8) gets 0.5 GPA

9) bets someone he can go further with his own sister than they can with theirs

10) has beautifully glazed eyes I'm not gonna lie

11) loses city finals

12) has never won a dodgeball game

13) is still totally sweet

hot chick 1: oh shit that guy with beautiful eyes just lifted up my shirt after pissing himself

hot chick 2: ya and now hes pissing himself and passing out in your bed

hot chick 3: what a Pentney

hot chick 4: ya lets all hook up with him

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