Penultamour

What is Penultamour?


1.

The last person to date someone before someone started dating his/her eventual spouse.

First coined by the writers of 'Freakanomics'.

Jenny is such a penultamour, her last three exes have already walked down the aisle!

See unlucky, dating, bummer


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