What is People Greeter?
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A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.
"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."
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Someone who shoves a paintball up their ass and shoots it out with a fart.
Karen is such a paintball-shit-fuck!
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Schemastick v.:
A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
"Schemastick."..
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male reproductive organ otherwise know as DICK
u touched my falagnhagen
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