What is People Greeter?
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A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.
"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."
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One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.
"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."
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A guy who's sole purpose in life is to steal your girlfriend
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A person who smokes cannabis or other smokable drugs primarily to enhance other experiences (rather than simply for the "high"..
