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Someone who gets drunk after one shot, an extreme lightweight.
My friend Jamie is such a one shot wonder, she got shitty at the party a..
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Mooning someone with a candle in your butthole, as a present.
I gave your mom a hawaiian cupcake earlier today...
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Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,
The way you're on my ..
