Pepsi

What is Pepsi?


1.

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...

Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!

See pat

2.

Quebec, Canada, slang for French-Canadian. Based on Pepsi's early marketing as a cheap substitute for Coke. Early jingle: "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot/Twelve full ounces, that's a lot (Coke had 7 ounces)/Twice as much for a nickel, too/Pepsi-Cola is the drink for you". The slur was that French-Canadians were also cheap imitations.

"These two Pepsis go into a bar..."

See Barry

3.

Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)

*girl 1: hey that guy is hot

*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame

*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi

See Ana

4.

A company that copied almost every single product coke made. Pepsi also tries way too hard to be "cool" and "hip".

Pepsi Edge = Coke C2

Pepsi Vanilla = Vanilla Coke

Pepsi One = TaB Cola

Wild Cherry Pepsi = Cherry Coke

Pepsi Twist = Diet coke with Lemon

PLUS MANY MORE

5.

Old man that rides a bike with a Montreal Canadian's tuque and/or jacket.

Guy : Hey! There's Pepsi! Hey Pepsi!

Pepsi : Allo!

6.

Derogatory Anglo Canadian slang for a francophone Quebecer. One explanation is that English-Canadians used to mock the dietary habits of Quebecers by saying they ate poorly and drank pop (ie: Pepsi)

Those guys from Quebec are a bunch of pepsi's.

7.

Another word for a frenchman because they're both empty from the neck up.

That Pepsi is a frog.

See Mike


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