Per Twit

What is Per Twit?


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Means A middle to late age man that has a beard the consistency of a birds nest and colour ranges to white to browny orange depending on when last washed. A constant chain smoking of Marlboro reds is also a bonus, but not a necessity.

A. Oh my god look at that per twit!

B. HAHAH Look at his beard!

Per Twit: HHHHHHHh! So what was dat you just asked me?


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