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The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely hate those little thing..
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Porn on your iPod. Portable and easy to hide.
I sneak out of church sermons to watch my podography in the stalls.
See ipod, pornograph..
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A serious amount of whoopass
Don't make me open a tank of whoopass on yo' ass..