What is Perceived Coolness Whore?


1.

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.

"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.

See attention whore, erotespondence, goldilocks, entertainews, nanomanagement


0

Random Words:

1. a massive vaginal fart during sex, commonly used by ugly fat chicks "Dude my girlfriend queefiola-ed last night so bad that I didn..
1. A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs. "Dude, that chick fro..
1. The Worst Thing On The Web Makes 2girlsonecup look mainstream! Jake "hey man did you check out the video I sent to you" Nic..