Percengenitation

What is Percengenitation?


1.

A devoutly carnal, yet idealistic, belief in the action of being spiritually-reborn through another person's body: sexual intercourse.

Scarcely had Scarlett removed her chemise and hung up her drawers to dry, than she realised that Rhett had returned - for the distinctive thrust of his Confederate weapon forcefully informed her that her Southern plantation was undergoing that comprehensive Union of PERCENGENITATION that President Lincoln had controversially advocated.

"Ooh, that was good, Rhett!" she sighed, "I'm soooo glad that you gave a damn, after all."

"Truth to tell, ma'am," he tactlessly declared, wiping his recently-used equipment against her American quilt's furry fringe, "ah was a thirsty man a-lookin' fer a water-hole - an' yours was the nearest."

"Oh, Rhett, you ole fucker, you're such a damn romantic!" purred Scarlett, twiddling her clitoris and writing in her diary. (The result of her notes would, of course, be gone with the wind.)

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