Perch

What is Perch?

1.

The americanized translation of Berj.

Man, I perched that situation.

2.

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.

1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call

See chill, cool, dope, laid back, mellow

3.

to hang out in a creepyfashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?

See creepin, sneaking, hanging out, spying, creeping

4.

Dick

Oh my god, your such a perch

See dick, cock, prick, nob

5.

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

See middle finger, the bird, a, bird

6.

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

See bleh

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