Perch Fingers

What is Perch Fingers?

A black man whose hands stink of rotting perch on the side of a road and are slimy from all the lotion used to cover up the ashyness.

Wesley. The stinkiest of them all

Wesley- whats up guys?

Person 1 - not to much.. wtf is that smell?

Wesley - idk dude, lets go to stout. im like god there. i have sex with every girl around and everyone worships me!

Person 2 - k... but ur hands smell like bigfoots dick perch fingers.

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