What is Perch Fingers?
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A black man whose hands stink of rotting perch on the side of a road and are slimy from all the lotion used to cover up the ashyness.
Wesley. The stinkiest of them all
Wesley- whats up guys?
Person 1 - not to much.. wtf is that smell?
Wesley - idk dude, lets go to stout. im like god there. i have sex with every girl around and everyone worships me!
Person 2 - k... but ur hands smell like bigfoots dick perch fingers.
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