What is Perching?
1.
The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.
Guy 2: Gross man.
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2.
1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.
2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."
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3.
Perching refers to the act of shoving perch in your ass.
After school one day, Phred went to the office and found Principal Rixen perching in his closet.
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