Perch-jerking Edit Meaning

1. A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost ..

1. When a a certain someone proceeds to "lube up" a parteners rooster.Most oftenly done with butter or some other canned product..

1. a ridiculously large number....I mean ridiculous I got attacked by a tragwillian ninjas See gobs, ass load, shit ton, umpteen, infinit..