What is Percolating Butt Coffee?
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A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"
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