Percy-speed

What is Percy-speed?


1.

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

See slow, apathetic, carefree, crawling, dragging

2.

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

3.

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...

v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635

m = your mass

r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

See apathetic, crawling, creeping, deliberate


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