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When, during sexual intercourse (esp. doggystyle), the man pulls out and cums in a martini glass. He then mixes his cumwith some vodka a..
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when u miss the toilet and hit the seat
WOW fuck man i just laid the hugest craperdapper in the bathroon at McDonalds..
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Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!
Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can ..
