What is Perez?
1.
A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being.
Someone "Better" than everyone else.
An Arrogant Asshole.
Not only a person, but a State of Mind.
Wow, that dude is Perez, the man, the myth, the legend.
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2.
A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.
Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).
B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."
"Wow, you smell like a perez."
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3.
A person who relys on a martial arts, such as 'hopkeido?' to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. A perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his ass a good idea...
John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.
John: ...faggot
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