What is Perfect Game?
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No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.
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When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
person 1: How the hell did you poop? we are out of toilet paper?
person 2: I just knew I was going to throw a perfect game.
person 1: man that was a fast shit. how'd you do it?
person 2: i pitched a perfect game.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
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a perfect game in bowling refers to a bowler throwing 12 consecutive strikes in a single game, resulting in a 300 game.
I just threw a perfect game!
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When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
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When your having perfect doggystyle sex with a hot-ass beezy. You give her 27 pumps of perfection; same number of batters a pitcher must face to get a perfect game. After the 27th pump, you pull out, if your wearing a condom, take it off, if not don't worry, and blow your load straight into the air, allowing it to get hangtime before landing on the girl's back.
I gave Mrs. Abbott a Perfect Game!
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