What is Perfect Shit?
1.
A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.
This morning, Kurt took a perfect shit.
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2.
The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!
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Random Words:
1.
yo mama puerto rican and yo daddy black or the other way around
You think he mixed? Naw, he niggarican.
2.
A puertorican nigga who is..
1.
stop it, desist (often a stern command)
Knock it off you freaking scallywags.
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2.
to whack it off, polish your knob
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