Perfect Shit

What is Perfect Shit?

1.

A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.

This morning, Kurt took a perfect shit.

See shit, poo, perfect, crap, excrement

2.

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

See shit, perfection, precision, David
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