What is Perfect Shit?
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A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.
This morning, Kurt took a perfect shit.
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The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!
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Random Words:
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel,
so why not beans for EV..
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a wobbling jew that attends phs that tries to think he is the best at every sport
look at eli polleck try to eat the cup cake
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