Perfect Slimer

What is Perfect Slimer?


1.

a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.

This morning, I blew a perfect slimer. It looked more like a fat cigar. It came out so clean I almost didn't even wipe.

See poo, shit, feces, turd, excrement


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