Perfect Stranger Edit Meaning

1.

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

See stranger, reverse stranger, complete stranger, masturbation, jacking off

2.

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larryand when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balkiand Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

See stranger, balki

3.

n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger

After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.