Perfectesimo

What is Perfectesimo?


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A Scott Bergmann made especially and more perfect than anyone else in the world for a Michelle Buck.

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*Scott Bergmann is perfectesimo

*No on in the world is perfectesimo except Scott

*Everyone wishes they were perfectesimo, but they aren't Scott


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