Perfection [alex] Edit Meaning

1. 5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fash..

1. The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning sig..

1. Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will..