Perfectly Brunette

What is Perfectly Brunette?


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To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!

brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."

blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"

brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "What?"

See brunette, perfect, abercrombie, sexy, smexy, beautiful


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