Performance Anxiety

What is Performance Anxiety?


1.

Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.

"How was your date last night?"

"It was awful!"

"What, no sex?"

"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."

"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"

"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"

See performance, anxiety, worry, pee, sex

2.

When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.

person1= ok ready to go

person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.

See pee, anxiety, shit, awkward


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