Perfume On A Turd

What is Perfume On A Turd?


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** See lipstick on a pig

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."

See rediculous, crazy, silly, stupid, lipstick on a pig


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