Perfunction Edit Meaning

1. When all of the four-or-so girls you are dating find out about one another and then plan your ultimate doom. Dude, last night all my ho..

1. While your girlfriend/boyfriend has an ice cube in their mouth, you throat fuck her/him till you feel the ice cube go down their throat ..

1. A device in the future that will allow all human beings to sit, watch TV and masturbate without actaully engaging any of their muscles. ..