What is Peric?
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Looking for an ideal christmas present? Kids have high expectations? Look no further! Choob productions are proud to present, "The Peric"!!!!! This is NOT your avarage robot! This robot can fly, cry, get high, and eat pie, all for the low low price of £25.00!!! Comes complete with 1 months worth of oil!
(Not suitable for children under 3 years old)
Oil them joints!
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A mechanical robot that dances with monkey-pirates named spongebob. NOTE: Has a built-in mini fridge
Weird bloke : "Mmmmm I'm thirsty"
Super-cool Nick: "Get one from the Peric"
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