What is Period?
1.
1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.
1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL!!! EEEEBILLL!!!"
2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."
2.
Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
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3.
The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.
"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."
4.
God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake
I'm on my period, don't
fuck with me!
5.
When a woman sheds her uteras lining. Starts as early in soem girls as age 8 and as late as age 18. Happens about ever 28 days, could be more or less. Happens for 5-7 days. Could be less (lucky!) or more.
Basically when blood comes out of a womans vagina. Creates
I can't swim right now, I have my period.
6.
The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except
No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".
Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.
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the time when blood and liquid flows out of the vagina, starts between age of 12-16 for most girls, some later, earlier.
Don't DARE to talk about this to your girlfriend
Her period began last week
