What is Periodic Table?
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Two dimensional Satan.
Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!
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An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.
The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science
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