What is Perkins?
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Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.
A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
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2.
To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.
She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.
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a lovely family resturaunt.
yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!
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Pronounced (Purk-in's)
A light snack or something similar, usually used within and around marijuana smokes, where hunger begins to build, but it isn't yet
"I'm well up for some perkins"
or
"This chocalate bar is the perfect perkins!"
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After being seriously injured via stab, battery, car accident, or even gunshot wound an injured victim will swallow a combo of a Pecocet and a King Cobra (or any other type of malt liquoir) to relieve the pain / stress of the situation. This is also known as "urban morphine".
Many South Los Angeles ER staffs / 911 operators will receive information from a victim or one of their friends notifying them that they gave the patient perkinsed before they are treated. Unfortunately this is not recommended at all because the victims will become completely unresponsive.
"Don't worry about me, I will perkins this after the fight"
"After Sarah got shot, we perkinsed her so she wouldn't scream."
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Derivative: Per(Each) - Kin(Family) - Meaning someone who has sex with as many family members as possible with the intention of inbreeding. These people have no sexual preference and will have sex with males and females alike. All members of family are acceptable, such as brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and even cousins. Usually from Bay Area California or West Virginia .
That inbred family sure are fans of the Perkins.
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