What is Perkiomenville?
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The most boring town in Pennsylvania. There's nowhere to go or to walk to, except for the Janky ass creek. It's also in the middle of scenic fucking nowhere. Placed inside the worst school district ever. Near, and often mistaken for,
Hey, are you moving to Perkiomenville?
Yeah, why?
Dude, have fun doing absolutely NOTHING.
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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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