Perkolatte

What is Perkolatte?

A cocktail of painkiller drugs powdered into a cafe latte (with triple shot) and then drank. Gets you high and over caffeinated.

People who have shitty lives and work in cubicles drink this power shot of funk.

Jimbo - I had a Venti Perkolatte this morning. I've been fucked up all day.

See perks, cafe, latte, wienerdome

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