Perlonked Edit Meaning

1. A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrast..

1. The act of sticking a finger into your rectum and wiping the residue on a persons upper lip that when dryed, resembles a moustache like ..

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..