Perlonked Edit Meaning

1. to say or read (something) aloud for another person to text to someone. My wife was driving, so she would textate to me what she wanted..

1. When you pick your drunk buddy off the ground for acting like a shit head and slam his ass on cold concrete and then roar into his face...

1. v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness. I had to skip..