Permastoned

What is Permastoned?


1.

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.

"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".

2.

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.

Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"

Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."

Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

See baked, high, bombed, smoked out, ripped


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