Permatan

What is Permatan?


1.

The condition of a white person having tanned skin all the year round. There are two forms:

1) Rock star; TV personality; model; other wealthy person to whom an appearance of wellbeing is an inherent part of their lifestyle. Condition obtained by chasing the Summer round the globe. Looks natural.

2) Chav; trailer trash; mediocre prostitute; middle-aged woman who wears leather trousers. Condition obtained through roasting one's skin under a UV lamp. Result looks a bizarre shade of orange and ages the skin prematurely.

Jason "What's that big white ring among the wrinkles on the side of your neck?"

Shaz "Oh shit! I forgot to take my giant hoop earrings off when I was getting my permatan."

2.

1. A year round tan. Someone with a year round tan.

2. AbusiveSomeone who is obviously of hispanic or gitano origin.

1. Tabby has a permatan.

Tabby is a permatan

2. Tabby is a permatan.

See Tabby


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