Pern Edit Meaning

1.

A massive and miraculous amount of porn, which includes videos, magazines, toys, and rare novelty items. Each day a U-Haul truck full of pern is brought to a secret location, which is only known to its owner for safety reasons. The collection to date is the largest of its kind, and is meticulously organized and well preserved.

Cole: "Hey Tyler have you been messing with my pern?"

Tyler: "No way man, I wouldn't dare."

Cole: "You two-faced deceitful son of a bitch, I know you were fucking with my pern cause Jugs magazine issue Oct 2003 is AFTER Jugs Nov 2003. Im going to kick you in your fifth vertebrae you dirty whore!"

See porn, uhaul, toys, cole

2.

unisex word to describe whatever it is that is between your legs. alt. code word for genitalia.

hey, maybe later we can rub perns.

See genitals, genitalia, equipment, vagina

3.

Pern is a world created by Anne McCaffreyfor a series of fantasy novels involving dragonsand their riders.

Dragonriders of Pern

See dragons, fantasy, thread

4.

Shorthand for pernis that can be used as either a noun or an adjective. The noun form relates to penis. The adjective form relates to someone acting like a penis.

Adjective form:

"Man, Dave is being such a pern!"

Noun form:

"Dave has such a big pern!"