What is Pernice?
1.
a female penis.
derived from the accidental spelling of penis when trying to type "laugh my ape penis off". was spelt at first "pernis" but then fixed to be spelt how it sounds it should be spelt.
then defined as a female penis, may also be called a "vernice"
"laugh my ape pernice off"
"i dont have a penis i have a PERNICE!"
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