What is Perpin' The Slong?
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Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.
Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.
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someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.
pete: that blind date I had last night was..