Perposteria

What is Perposteria?

To spot a totally perfect ass, only to find out that its owner has a face like a dog licking piss off a stinging nettle.

"Dude, that tennis chick Lindsey Davenport has a serious case of perposteria. Ass like a fucking angel, and a face like Swamp Thing..."

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Captain Polenin

1. Ex-Commander of the Soviet Submarine K-19. Polenin is under great pressure from the Russian leadership to not only launch on time, but t..

Raptors Feather

1. A raptors feather is a sexual act in which the male partner gets his erect penis and tickles their partner with it; hence the word feath..

Umpa-lumpia

1. A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget. I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia See umpa-lumpa, lumpia, ..

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