What is Persian Cake Topper?
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When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
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Term meaning to enlarge.
"I zasterbated my boyfirends dick yesterday"
"i love zasterbation"
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The end result of Brazilian waxing.
There used to be alot of muff, but then the Brazilians killed it all. Now vaginal hypothermia is up..
