What is Persian Squirrel?
1.
The sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your ass after eating Persian food.
I really enjoyed lunch today at the Iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful Persian squirrel when I got home.
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2.
In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.
I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel