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That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't..
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The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.
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I am awake and fully aware.
I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.
See Kung-Fu Jesus..