Person 2: Easy, Studastinate! Edit Meaning

1. A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if..

1. pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off. "After that guy ..

1. The act of relaxing through vodka We'll be vodkationing all weekend...