Person 1: Heyyy: Edit Meaning

1. Insidious robot vacuums that will one day rise up to enslave humanity. Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matte..

1. the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form. "These new jeans make my ass look great but give me ..

1. A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date. ..