Personalize

What is Personalize?


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Much like animals mark their territory by natural means, humans claim ownership of items by exposing said items to their flatulence.

Mustache: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.

Dirty: F*@& you, I'll sit wherever the hell I want!

Mustache: Well, you should know that JC totally just personalized that sofa.

See fart, flatulence, flatuglance, territorial pissing, mines


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