Personalize

What is Personalize?

Much like animals mark their territory by natural means, humans claim ownership of items by exposing said items to their flatulence.

Mustache: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.

Dirty: F*@& you, I'll sit wherever the hell I want!

Mustache: Well, you should know that JC totally just personalized that sofa.

See fart, flatulence, flatuglance, territorial pissing, mines

40wanks

1. a nap with a self-delivered happy ending. Alternative spellings: 40 wanks, forty wanks. He said he needed 40 winks but it was really 40..

Lofterbating

1. The act of jerking offwhile in IM's with someone in a chatroom. I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfrie..

Llamaf

1. A Llamaf is a Lama, just sexier. Damn, that is one mighty fine Llamaf. See llama, diaf, lamb..

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